By Jonathan Baca, Copy Editor
Desiree Garcia, GED certificate
“We’re going to tell everybody that my
girlfriend here is two months pregnant.
We’ll tell everyone the truth at the end of
the day.”
Veterinary Tech major
“To my friend Josh, I
unscrewed the cap on
the shower head and
then I put blue hair dye
in it, and then when he
took a shower in the
morning it dyed his
skin blue. I turned him
into a smurf.”
“In grade school my mom switched our
alarm clocks to say it was the time for the
bus and woke us up at 2 o’clock in the
morning, and we got up frantically to catch
the bus. And we stood there waiting for it
until she said ‘April Fools’ Day!’”
“My aunt Cathie’s doctors April Fooled her
and made her think that she had two baby
girls, and wrapped her newborn son into a
pink blanket, and didn’t tell her until she
changed him. It was a good joke.
Undecided major
“We served our kids a
dinner that looked like
dessert and a dessert that
looked like dinner. So
we got some ice cream
and made it look like
a baked potato, with
sour cream that was
actually whipped cream
and coconut akes that
looked like chives. And
then for dinner we had
a cake that was actually
meat loaf, frosted with
mashed potatoes.”
